Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Lindsay Lohan & dot dot dot


I seem to blog about a lot of actresses, just thought I'd get that out there. Anyway. Lindsay Lohan is in the news again, as if she ever left, but I feel the need to spill my guts out about her. I like her.


I like her freckles. I like her raspy, sounds-a-lot-older-than-she-really-is voice. I like her hands. I like her 5-year-old smile. I like how she acts. I am a fan, what can I say. There's no denying she's a troubled starlet, but whenever I'm in line to pay for my groceries as Target and see her on the cover of People or Us, I always find myself hoping that she will bounce back on her two white feet a la Robert Downey Jr. (even though I don't really know what happened there, I just refer to it because everyone else does - I'm too young to really know what happened there).


I root for Lindsay. I know she can win an Oscar. She's a star. She' better than Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart, despite how much I like both of them. She's better than any young actress and all those actresses have jobs because Lindsay is out there dangling with hers. I shouldn't have said that. I say Lindsay on The Tonight Show. I was this close to getting tickets because I wanted to see Kristin Chenoweth, but had school. Man, I regret missing The Tonight Show for school now. But anyway, this isn't about me. It's about Lindsay. I'm excited to see her star in a movie in the future. I'm excited to see her on the cover of Nylon and Elle and Vogue, and maybe write a short story on the 'Shouts & Murmurs' section of The New Yorker.


There's three parts to the Lindsay Lohan Tonight Show interview, but you should definitely check it out. The answers are probably rehearsed, but Lindsay looks nice and it's just nice to see her not being surrounded by flashing lights and gloomy settings.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Chateau Marmont


Don't be lazy LA girl. Get up. It's a beautiful day today to put on your fancy pants, blow dry your hair, maybe spend 30 minutes whitening your teeth (you've been having too much coffee lately), and definitely a beautiful day to drive to the Chateau Marmont. Yes, call your two best girlfriends. They'll say yes. I just went to the Chateau Marmont two weeks ago. It was my very first time, but it most definitely will not be my last. The Chateau is a part of high culture unlike that pop record you keep listening to. It will make you feel fancy and important. Dianne took me as a birthday present because she knew how much I was dying to go. And it's not a matter of not being able to go because of finances or whatnot, but it's just one of those things that aren't a priority because well, you don't know what to expect, especially if you're not Kirsten Dunst or some other celeb. But trust me, it'll be fine. Go. And it's not like they're a hotel with a restaurant, no. They're a hotel and a restaurant (or home and a restaurant). Their food is delicious. Their severs are pretty people. The place is awesome. All I can remember is being super intimidated as I walked up to the host to ask for a table, but it the afternoon turned out to be one of the best. Don't be shy by the Bentleys and Rolls Royces in the garage. The valet is for everyone.

Je t'aime le chateau marmont.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Elizabeth Olsen was on lastnightsparty


I read somewhere that Elizabeth Olsen looks like what we all thought the Olsen twins were going to look like when they go older. I don't completely agree because I love the Olsen twins, specifically Mary-Kate, but I'll admit, Lizzie is prettier. So she's been silent all these years. The first time I even knew that the Olsen twins had a sister was when they called one of their clothing lines Elizabeth and James because of their younger siblings. But since Sundance, Lizzie Olsen has been making noise -- good, pleasant noise.


Lizzie is twenty-two and she's went to Tisch in New York (lucky girl). She seems much more invested in acting that her sisters and Mary-Kate (since Mary-Kate has been the one to act outside of the Dualstar Entertainment Group). But this post isn't about how I think Lizzy is great and how much buzz she's been getting since never, but I found something... interesting.

Last summer I spent my time partying in Miami. I went to a few clubs, a few bars and crossed paths with the infamous Cobrasnake of the East Coast -- lastnightsparty. I'm an LA girl and I've never seen the Cobrasnake, but on my second day out in Miami, I ran into Merlin Bronques. He's just like everyone says he is.


I've always like lastnightsparty, he's a pretty interesting guy. I watched his series of videos on Vimeo, which you should definitely watch. They're dirty and sexy, and one of them includes the one and only Lizzie. She's not doing anything crazy like the other girls in the videos. She plays a girl names Lizzie, who's somewhat of a loony and talkative New York girl. She blabs about Fiona Apple and her MTV speech while eating a slice of pizza. I added the video below, so you can see. It's pretty awesome since, well, she's probably going to be a big fucking star.